fairytales coming true
Playing Apples To Apples. Everyone around me is intoxicated. The adjective is "fast and hard".
  • Me: oh dear
  • Mellisa: this'll be fun
  • Mom: what's the words?
  • Dad: "fast and hard"
  • Mom: did you mean "slow and nonexistent?"
  • Me: /runs across house, rams head into wall multiple times/
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What Olivia and I do when we’re together. Cousins 4 lyf. <3

I got another henna tattoo

I feel like a wannabe zayn

its great
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My father's texts to me:
  • Dad: sends picture of my cat
  • Me: LOL OMG aw (':
  • Dad: its so hot its 90 on the screen porch and in the sun its up to 130.5
  • Dad: sends picture of thermometer
  • Dad: get out get out get outta my head
  • Me:
  • Dad:
  • Me:
  • Dad:
  • Me:
  • Dad: dam song is catchy
  • Me: omg
  • Dad: or maybe its the heat
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FUCK

MOM KNOWS ABOUT DAIRY QUEEN
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So im on LBI and there’s this ice cream parlor called Showplace and omg it’s perf all the waiters and waitresses sing and dance and THEY MADE ME SING it was so cool but my waiter, man, my FUCKING WAITER was so cute and so eccentric and so talented I loved him his name was Joseph if I remember correctly and he sang What A Beautiful Morning from Oklahoma! and at the part where it was something about winking he winked at me HE WAS DANCING AROUND AND BASICALLY SAUNTERED OVER TO MY CHAIR AND WINKED RIGHT AT ME omg I cannot he was so cute augh and when he picked on me to sing he sang WITH me and aUGH HE’S PERF WE SANG “THE PHAAAAAANNTOM OF THE SHOWPLACE WAS THERE” lolgeddit because that’s the name of the ice cream shop lol sigh idk it was gr9 I would literally kill to work there like no u dnt geddit I would actually literally kill someone to get a job there

just not Joseph I like Joseph

My mom made me take a picture with him op embarrassing sigh yeah he was gr8
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how does one get a better tan in NEW JERSEY than in FLORIDA?
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Long Beach Island.

JERSEY SHORE, BITCH. \m/
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LETS ALL JUST TAKE A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE ZAYN’S NECK VEIN

THERE IS A WEEPING CHILD IN FRONT OF ME ON THIS FREAKING PLANE

I AM GOING TO KILL MYSELF
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Going to Pennsylvania aWWW YEAH AGAin sigh a week and a half ish sigh family is gr9 isn’t it
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CHICKEN SOOOOOUUUUPPP!

The One Direction concert. I fucking cannot. I love everything. I can die happy. Right now. I took so many pictures and so many videos, I’ll put some up. c: They’re not all that great, but still. WE WERE SO CLOSE. AUGH.

  • Niall’s Leprechaun jump.
  • HARRY CHANGED THE LYRICS TO “CHICKEN SOUP” INSTEAD OF “GOTTA BE YOU”.
  • Lou hip thrusted unfunfufunfffff
  • I SAW PAAAAAAAUUUUUUULLLLL <3 <3 <3
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WE ARE SO FUCKING CLOSE
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Plot Twist: My cousin and I are actually 5 years old.

GOING TO EPCOT MUTHAFUCKAAAS
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